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View from the Top: Sam Dorfman

By Denebola
Published: April 2011
You know it’s “Guys’ Night” when it’s the night of Sophomore Sleepover… so here we are with this school year’s View From The Top. Now, first off, let’s get things straight – age is just a number. Laugh all you want guys, but if it’s one thing Dorf got right, it’s go young or go home.
As customarily seen in other versions of the View From The Top, we have compiled what we feel are some good rules to follow as you underclassmen proceed with your high school lives. And so from the six of us seniors we offer six pieces of advice.
One: As the weekend approaches, make sure you are making as many plans as you can so that when plan D fails you, you always have plans E and F. Don’t feel bad for having ditched plans C through G when plan B actually turns out ok. It’s all right Dorf, we still love you.
Two: Always have a minimum of three sophomore girls walking you to class, trust us it looks really cool.
Three: When she says “your turn” … It’s never your turn… run and hide.
Four: Under any circumstances, even if you are “tryin-to-beat” “tryin-to-take-em-out-to-eat”, “tryin-to-meat?” do NOT double text.
Five: Always bring your sophomore girlfriend to Chill, because as Dorf always says: “Just chill! It’s good for you, that’s genius!”
Six: When you find everyone either puking or crying at the end of the Semi after-party, don’t worry, it was a good party! Just ask Curtis… Or call Jakerides… He’ll get you home safe.
And now to give all you different grades some more broad advice
Freshman: Dorf managed to have four great years of freshman year, but not all of us are fortunate enough to have that opportunity, so cherish it while it lasts.
Sophomores: I’m sure you know us all pretty well by now. To all you guys, we’re sorry Dorf took all your girls, tough break. To all you girls, Harrison Douglass is single and ready to mingle.
Juniors: You got a lot of growing up to do. Individually we know some of you are good kids, but you really are a brazen bunch that likes to get a little too frisky at Tori’s house. Guys, sorry Dorf took every member of the naughty nine. Girls, just because we just told the sophomores, doesn’t change the fact that Harrison Douglass is indeed single.
To all the fellas out there, it is encouraged that you start on Jake’s workout plan, guaranteed to get you a great arms and a sophomore girl (or you can just drive a 60,000 dollar car and shop at Bloomingdales.)
To our very own Senior Class TWENTY ONE ONE LET’S GOOO. Its been a long time coming, who’s ready to get the hell out of this school? We are that’s for sure! 8 more weeks… Let’s make the most of them right?

You know it’s “Guys’ Night” when it’s the night of Sophomore Sleepover… so here we are with this school year’s View From The Top. Now, first off, let’s get things straight – age is just a number. Laugh all you want guys, but if it’s one thing Dorf got right, it’s go young or go home.As customarily seen in other versions of the View From The Top, we have compiled what we feel are some good rules to follow as you underclassmen proceed with your high school lives. And so from the six of us seniors we offer six pieces of advice.One: As the weekend approaches, make sure you are making as many plans as you can so that when plan D fails you, you always have plans E and F. Don’t feel bad for having ditched plans C through G when plan B actually turns out ok. It’s all right Dorf, we still love you.Two: Always have a minimum of three sophomore girls walking you to class, trust us it looks really cool. Three: When she says “your turn” … It’s never your turn… run and hide. Four: Under any circumstances, even if you are “tryin-to-beat” “tryin-to-take-em-out-to-eat”, “tryin-to-meat?” do NOT double text.Five: Always bring your sophomore girlfriend to Chill, because as Dorf always says: “Just chill! It’s good for you, that’s genius!”Six: When you find everyone either puking or crying at the end of the Semi after-party, don’t worry, it was a good party! Just ask Curtis… Or call Jakerides… He’ll get you home safe.And now to give all you different grades some more broad adviceFreshman: Dorf managed to have four great years of freshman year, but not all of us are fortunate enough to have that opportunity, so cherish it while it lasts.Sophomores: I’m sure you know us all pretty well by now. To all you guys, we’re sorry Dorf took all your girls, tough break. To all you girls, Harrison Douglass is single and ready to mingle.Juniors: You got a lot of growing up to do. Individually we know some of you are good kids, but you really are a brazen bunch that likes to get a little too frisky at Tori’s house. Guys, sorry Dorf took every member of the naughty nine. Girls, just because we just told the sophomores, doesn’t change the fact that Harrison Douglass is indeed single.To all the fellas out there, it is encouraged that you start on Jake’s workout plan, guaranteed to get you a great arms and a sophomore girl (or you can just drive a 60,000 dollar car and shop at Bloomingdales.)To our very own Senior Class TWENTY ONE ONE LET’S GOOO. Its been a long time coming, who’s ready to get the hell out of this school? We are that’s for sure! 8 more weeks… Let’s make the most of them right?

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