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View from the Top: Satchel Forrester, Gabe Goodman, Zach Levine-Caleb, and Pat Walsh

By Satchel Forrester, Gabe Goodman, Zach Levine-Caleb and Pat Walsh
Published: September 2010

NEWTON SOUTH HIGH SCHOOL THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 23 -10:40 AM

Four seniors stand akimbo atop senior rock; nude. A flock of freshman scurry by like gazelle on the vast African plane. Little do they know¦.

SATCHEL: Yo, Zach, pass that?
ZACH: Oh, you mean this book of blunt subtext?
SATCHEL: Yes, that’s the one. (Satisfied Smile/Nod)
PAT: Shut up! Satchel.
SATCHEL: Geeeeeez, Pat, what’s got your knickers in a knot?
PAT: Sorry guys, it’s just¦senior year is really stressing me out.
GABE: You can say that again.
ZACH: Yeah, dude, but remember all the great times we had here?
UNISON: Yeah, that was great.

The whole gang high fives.
A fleeting moment in time
Reflection begins.
ZACH: Yeah, like when Ms. V gave me a detention for hiding under her desk. I wonder where she’s hiding now…
SATCHEL: Or like when I got nude at Tertulia, much like how we’re all nude right now.
GABE: Or like when Dalia Tomlak and I dated for eleven months.
SEAN TURLEY: Yeah like that time-
PAT: I remember that one time we were mining unobtanium at the Tree of Souls when a Great Leonopteryx approached me, and at first I was scared, but then I bonded with it and flew to the floating waterfalls where we met up with a tribe of Naíavi in the midst of sacrificing a mountain banshee to their beloved deity.
UNISON: Praise Ey’wa.

A jovial campus aid approaches.

AIDE: Hey boys, really sorry ‘Ëœbout this, but uh¦I gotta ask you to put your clothes on.

He is slain. A feast. The boys break out in a celebratory song and dance.

UNISON: OooooooohhhhhÀ“
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Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang,
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
We love you. And, in
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What we’ll do.
Near, far, in our motor car
Oh what a happy time we’ll spend.
Bang Bang Chitty Chitty
Bang Bang
Our fine four-fendered friend.
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Bang Bang
Our fine four fendered friend.
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Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang
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We love you.

GABE: Let’s go to Uburger.
To be continued…

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